- Casually introducing my khakis tonight (timid catwalk)
- Aggressively introducing my khakis tonight (aggro, hotdog pocket)
- Sucked all the gel off my crest whitestips (remove white stripe from mouth)
- Referencing Sisyphus with a lisp (on phone with friend)
- The grease on my cell phone screen is the only thing that makes me feel alive. (taken by phones sheen)
- Making the best of my cellphone belt holder lump
- Using bug spray to cover up the smell of icy hot (apply both)
- Playing the solo from stairway to heaven on air guitar from memory
- Playing the solo from stairway to heaven on air guitar from memory on the back of a jet ski (together)
- Putting on a sweatshirt while wearing a large sun hat
- Using a coexist bumper sticker as a lint brush (clean sweatshirt and khakis)
- Endorsing a check with a paintbrush (blow on paint to dry)
- Carrying an extra ponytail holder just in case someone lets their hair down too early.
- My mantra is a british person saying "jigga baby"
- Demonstrating a clear desire to masturbate (no gesture)
- Dorito from memory: Cool Ranch!
- Got a little emotional reading the back of the raisins box "just grapes and sunshine". I wish that was my life; grapes and sunshine. (showing comfort)
- The best part of scream 4 was my laser pointer (wiggling laser)
- The kind of person who seems like they’re drinking a soda even when they’re not drinking a soda. (works with pen coaster)
- The accidental pen coaster (works with laser pointer)
- Everyone says i look like the national geographic afghan girl wearing big glasses (towel to clean beer spill, rap over head and turn around)
- Protecting a hot dog from condiments (condom on hot dog, apply ketchup and mustard)
- Ketchup and mustard stained tie-dye shirt
- Trying to fold my hands in a way that shows how smart and thoughtful I am. (?)
- Not being bothered by the unnaturalness of my tan. (wear spray above sleeves)
- Writing graffiti with axe body spray.
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